Is this any way to spend an Anniversary?
Monday, April 24, 2006 | 11:09 pm
Would you let this motley crew celebrate your first wedding anniversary?
More worringly, one where your wife was actually in attendance? Lapse of judgement on my part, to be sure.
I needed someone who could carry me home, so I cleverly played on the fact that the Gorgeous Wife had a midday flight to Brisbane on the cards for Saturday, so I deceitfully committed her to a "no-shots" pact.
That pact held up (give or take a shot), but her disgusting sobriety at 12am meant she still had the energy and drive to go dancing. Dammit! Caught in my own web of deceit!
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