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Could you rub my ego? Yeah... that's the spot.

Thursday, August 04, 2005 | 12:51 pm

A 21 year old girl in Wonderbar last night guessed my age as 26.

My real age is a decade beyond that. Indeed, I was returning from the Duran Duran concert — that's a tip-off right there. But the details in this case are irrelevant (as far as I am concerned). The positive glow effect lasted for hours though.

Mind you, if I am playing the "how old do you think I am" game on a Wednesday night in bars at my age, then she was probably just guessing my mental age.

Not the same Wonderbar.

11 Comments:

At 4/8/05 5:25 pm, Anonymous said...: She must have been drunk.
At 4/8/05 6:22 pm, Anonymous said...: She couldn't get past the accent.
At 4/8/05 8:08 pm, Anonymous said...: If you bought her a drink, then the truth is painfully clear.
At 4/8/05 9:45 pm, Anonymous said...: Wait, I got another.

"It is a good thing she didn't see you on the pitch."
At 4/8/05 10:40 pm, Aussie-Askew said...: I have a deep suspicion that Tom's still not done...
At 4/8/05 11:07 pm, Anonymous said...: Did she copitulate?

Wow, I think I murdered that spelling
At 5/8/05 11:11 am, Aussie-Askew said...: Yeah, you butchered it. Looks like you were implying whether she might "capitulate to copulate".

Wouldn't know, didn't ask! :-P
At 5/8/05 5:05 pm, Anonymous said...: Well, since you asked...

"She must have forgot to put in her contacts."

or better yet

"She must hve been using a base 16 number system." Yeah, that is the good one.
At 5/8/05 8:34 pm, Anonymous said...: Does your WIFE know your are frequenting bars???
At 6/8/05 11:20 am, Aussie-Askew said...: Yeah. Cause that's where I call her from.
At 8/8/05 10:10 pm, Anonymous said...: Damn, look what happens when I don't keep up with the blogging, I miss prime "sledging" opportunities.